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The Proper Steps for the Most Perfect Partaking of Disney

You MUST wear some type of attire which sports the Mouse, preferably a pair of Magical ears.

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You MUST try the spirits on Pandora, a delight of Avatar proportions.

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You MUST ride something that creates courage from fear.


You MUST have a Whip of Dole, any flavor is perfection.

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You MUST dine with the Lords and Ladies of the Land, anything less would be unthinkable.

You MUST take flight on eagles wings, over the river and through the woods.


You MUST stay on beds that turn like storybook pages.


You MUST be treated like a rock star with your own photo shoot.


You MUST enjoy every delicious bite of Disney delectables.

You MUST love the company you keep and the magic made with them.

The Relocated Tourist is sponsored by Exclusive Travel Partners.…booking through me supports my mission and I appreciate that VERY much. Click the link and thank you!




Thank you for your support!

Going from “What If? to “Why Not” is my life motto and I work hard at living that every day. I share everything from moving to Florida to live near Disney World to road trips across the States. I love the cool, quirky, and crazy stuff that I can find on my Adventures, and every dollar you donate helps support my efforts and hard work. Thank you to ALL who support me!


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